sleezed:

If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language

it’s a saturday night and my girlfriend and i are watching iron man 2 but i’m also searching y-gallery for an uncensored version of a picture i liked literally years ago that i found in my likes

and i’m fucking cracking the fuck up over here because oh my god the shit i am seeing

“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.”

- How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

selflubricatinganus:

same

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thaxted:

Me reading terrible fanfiction.

“Wow. I just love going to the Fade!”

- said no one ever

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peachdream:

the truth is out there

brianmichaelbendis:

Action Comics #34 selfie variant cover by Gary Frank